Remember Reggie White? Defensive Lineman for the Green Bay Packers. He ranks in the hall of fame of athletes who need the Crash Davis School of Interviewing ("I'm just glad to be here", "I just wanna make a contribution to the ball club").

http://www.skeptictank.org/white.htm

I still think of Tracy Morgan's immitation (4/4/98):

Tracy: "And you know big midgets."
Colin Quinn: "You mean people?"
Tracy: "Yeah, hate them too."

Classic.